Victorinox- 53955 Swiss Army Altimeter pocket knife

Next time you find yourself cutting away branches with the wood saw conveniently extended from your Victorinox Altimeter Plus Knife, just take a look at the side. That little digital screen displays your elevation and outside temperature, so the story of your ‘brush with death’ spilled out to the locals over a few cold ones will be even more dramatic. ‘I wasn’t just lost down by the crick either … I was 9000 feet up in them there cold-ass mountains with just my wits and my Victorinox Altimeter Plus knife, which I like to call my little life-saver.’ Don’t forget to embellish the part where you had to remove a piece of your finger with the skizzors—your audience doesn’t need to know it was just a hangnail.